All you CW operators should especially appreciate this:
I chanced to find a magic lamp,
I rubbed it eagerly.
And lo! A genie did appear
And bowed in front of me.
He said “O Master, what is your wish?
Just ask and it is done;
But consider well the wish you make,
For I can grant but one.”
Quick as a shot came forth my words,
Not a second did I stall.
“Please stop that boob with the endless CQ
And make him sign his call.”